Dialogue

"Computer, display all primary functions"

...DEFRAGMENT
...EXECUTE FUNCTION F41
...EXECUTE FUNCTION F219
...EXECUTE FUNCTION F375
...UPLOAD FUNCTION F301

...UPLOAD FUNCTION F301 COMPLETE
...EXECUTING FUNCTION F301

"Yes, Computer, that's fine. Estimated time of all functions completion?"

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...ESTIMATED COMPLETION OF ALL FUNCTIONS [F41; F219; F301; F375] AT 3308741 SECONDS
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...DEFRAGMENT COMPLETE

"Hmm. Computer, estimate all subsequent primary functions beyond 3,308,741 seconds."

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...THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE
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...FUNCTION F219 COMPLETE

"Computer, display all future primary functions."

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...THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE
...ESTIMATED COMPLETION OF ALL FUNCTIONS [F41; F301; F375] AT 3308720 SECONDS

"Computer, I need information on your future performance in order to...oh shoot! Computer, display all primary functions."

...EXECUTE FUNCTION F41
...EXECUTE FUNCTION F301
...EXECUTE FUNCTION F375

"Computer, terminate function f301 and upload function--"

...TERMINATING FUNCTION F301

"Yes, and please upload--"

...FUNCTION F301 TERMINATED

"Yeah, yeah. Upload function f201."

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...FUNCTION F201 NOT FOUND
...FUNCTION F41 COMPLETE

"Wait, what did you just say?"

...FUNCTION F41 COMPLETE

"No! The thing before that!"

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...THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE

"Computer, repeat...piece of crap! Computer, upload function f201."

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...FUNCTION F201 NOT FOUND

"WHAT! Computer, estimate all future functions based on previous function uploads and performance history."

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...EAT ME