This year for Christmas, all I want is a brand new 6-speed radio-control Popemobile with bonus action-waving John Paul II. I would ask my parents but they're both Protestants. I was snooping around the place in their bedroom closet were they usually hide my presents and all I saw was a book called Revealing the True Whore of Babylon. I figured that you, being a pagan, would be impartial and obliging to me in this little religious matter. Please tell Mrs. Claus I said hello. Thank you.
Sincerely,
F'er
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